Lunch Links:
- Somali pirates transfer abducted British couple to “make-shift floating prison.”
- Dennis Hopper diagnosed with prostate cancer.
- What’s one more severed foot between friends?
- “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Uh… pray.”
- Teens in trouble for rapping order at a McDonald’s drive-thru.
- Achievement Unlocked: Trained your dog to order Xbox points using your credit card.
- On this spot in 2009, nothing happened.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Ray Browne, pop-culture studies founder, dead at 87. Also: Sonic founder Troy N. Smith Sr., at 87. Also Also: Chuck Biscuits is NOT DEAD.
- Lunch List: 10 Roads That Will Scare You Stupid.
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Hellluh illegal! lmao